Recipe: How to Read and Throw Shade.

Recipe: How to Read and Throw Shade

Recipe ingredients:
A strong personality
Quick thinking
Sassy comebacks

Cookware and Utensils:
Sass
Hair for hair flipping
Props, like sassy sunglasses etc...

Recipe Instructions:

1: Be very casual, but sassy. Sit/stand and be confident. make sure you hold eye contact. Read the person before you throw the shade, notice their faults.

2: Make a powerful demand such as 'shut up'. It must shock the shadee into silence. Add hand gestures and eye movement.

3: Awkwardly laugh to let the shedee know you arent kidding, add eye squinting if needed. Remember to lean in close.

4: Only tell the truth, shade is not telling someone they're ugly because they already know they are.

5: End the reading with a glare and hair flip then say something along the lines of 'ciao, darling' and walk away.

preparation time: 5 minutes
cooking time: 10-15 minutes